1970s Adolfo Black Knit 'Pageant' Dress

 

 

 

 

Unless you work alone in a closet (like we do), nearly every workplace has at least one of those haughty b*****s who thinks they're God's gift to the entire Universe.  We think this dress would be perfect to wear to work to send a subliminal 'middle finger' to those who might harbor any misconception that they are in any way superior. Adolfo's springy knit in black wool and rayon with a bold geometric 'pageant banner' pattern in bright red, blue, green, yellow and beige, running from left shoulder to right hip.  Cut straight and slim with a slightly dropped shoulder and a back zip closure, the bust measures 36",waist 33", hip 34", shoulder 19.5", sleeve 19.5" and length 42". Also has a big 'ol Neiman-Marcus label and is in excellent condition. $155